bobby-rando-cape

Goddammit, Bobby: are you wearing white trousers after Labor Day?

“They were sold to me as an eggshell slack.”

What is going on here with the rando?

“Y’know, I haven’t actually seen a rando in years. My brain registers, like, a rando-shaped blur in reality. Mostly so I don’t bump into them, I guess. Otherwise? Zhwoop, out of there.”

Your brain is efficient.

“I don’t need to know, it don’t stick.”

Wow. Is she wearing a cape?

“I think she’s going to a press conference later.”

Sure.

“I got this gig in the record store in a minute. Lemme meet you there. I gotta change.”

That’s polite of you, Bobby.

“You bet.”

bobby-amoeba

This? This is what you changed into?

“You know I’m in Los Angeles, right?”

Sure.

“Ask your watch what the temperature here is.”

Yikes.

“There you go.”