Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Saved You A Couple Bucks

  1. The more someone says “trust me,” the more trustworthy he is.
  2. Always give the lowest member of the totem pole an equal vote to the most important person in the company.
  3. See if you can get Clive Davis to pay for it.
  4. If someone tries to pay you in cocaine, dangle them out a window.
  5. No one is irreplaceable, especially if you play keyboards.
  6. Never transport drugs in the gear truck.
  7. Never transport gear in the drug truck.
  8. Do not call it the drug truck on tax paperwork.
  9. Instead of hiring a professional, have someone’s old lady do it.
  10. Before doing anything, ask Hal Kant’s advice.


  1. Don’t put dollar signs in Stealies

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    May 12, 2017 at 11:49 am

    do you really need the PʜD buddy? putting the ʜ in there too? a plain old h not good enough? a little taken aback at JPB. hope he shook Barnesy down for some $$$ or at least some $$$ Stealie Stickers.

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