“Mickey, what can you tell us about your new project?”
“Ted. My name is…seriously, you thought it was Adolf?”
“I honestly did. Is your name not Adolf?”
“No. No one’s name is Adolf.”
“Someone’s name was, though.”
“Yes. But he was a bit rough with the name and now no can use it.”
“Well, Ted: this ridiculous hat is mapping my brain waves or something and–I’m sorry: is your middle name Adolf?”
“Sending it back to the studio, this is Ted Hitler, Channel 6 news.