We seem to be dipping back into the older bits, Enthusiasts, but I haven’t checked the Google search results since the Great Migration; as always, the innertubes bewilder and bewonder me. The rules of everyone’s favorites fun game, How Are People Getting Here? are the same as usual: all the stuff in bold is real, because there’s no fun in making them up. (I reserve the right to make up fake Google searches later and tell you they’re real with a straight face.) All are [sic] and some are just [sick]. Here we go:
thoughts onthe dead, thoights on the dead, thoughts on ghe dead, tgoughts on the dead So close.
thoughtsmon the dead This is a Jamaican Enthusiast.
did dead and company cancelled their shows in north carolina, dead & company pnc music pavilion june 10 cancellation, dead and company cancel show in charlotte nc, has dead and company cancelled their north carolina show Have they?
zootopia showtimes What page could I have possibly been on for this search? How many times do you have to click “next” to get to this site from that starting point? I honestly can’t imagine how this one happened: I’ve never mentioned Zootopia, I know that. Maybe the Oklahoma City venue The Zoo? Dead played there in ’81 or ’82, I think. Like Lord Uxbridge said to the Duke of Wellington upon having his leg blown off in battle, I’m stumped.
thoughts on the dead life is short listen to 73 For some reason, I find this Google search rather sweet.
my baby’s tushee picture I do not find this Google search quite as sweet, or sweet at all, in fact.
donald trump sex maniac All of you are weirdos.