Also, if the concert were held right now, all the tickets would be sold, yes; all the seats, though, would be filled with Estonian scalperbots, plus about three or four hundred people with American Express cards sitting behind the stage.
The ticketing system is irreparably fucked and, like all monopolies, completely unwilling to give a fuck. Luckily, I have a plan: we should go back to lining up outside record stores at four in the morning.
Actually, that’s the second part of plan. First part: rebuild the record stores.