Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Sell Outs

Other bands can still sell out the big rooms.


The Stones can still do it, I suppose. Metallica. U2.

phil drunk 80s bird

Tickets get snatched up quickly.

billy finger

Maybe they’ll even add a second show.

bruce finger

Probably not a third.

trey finger

But I’m gonna bet they can’t sell out three shows before the tickets even go on sale.


(Oh, and did I mention that people had to find envelopes and stamps and remember what the hell a money order was?)

Jerry Garcia Flipping the Bird

The Boys play stadiums because there’s nothing larger.


  1. Does that include the 1000 envelopes that Ann Coulter’s dog sent in?

  2. The bird is the word

  3. I don’t want to live in a world in which you can’t find a picture of Mickey Hart flipping the bird.

  4. This is the best thing I have seen since this has been announced! Thank you and f#@k off!

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