Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Sell Outs

Other bands can still sell out the big rooms.

deadbobbyfinger

The Stones can still do it, I suppose. Metallica. U2.

phil drunk 80s bird

Tickets get snatched up quickly.

billy finger

Maybe they’ll even add a second show.

bruce finger

Probably not a third.

trey finger

But I’m gonna bet they can’t sell out three shows before the tickets even go on sale.

deadbandphilfinger

(Oh, and did I mention that people had to find envelopes and stamps and remember what the hell a money order was?)

Jerry Garcia Flipping the Bird

The Boys play stadiums because there’s nothing larger.

7 Comments

  1. Does that include the 1000 envelopes that Ann Coulter’s dog sent in?

  2. The bird is the word

  3. I don’t want to live in a world in which you can’t find a picture of Mickey Hart flipping the bird.

  4. This is the best thing I have seen since this has been announced! Thank you and f#@k off!

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