Thoughts On The Dead

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phil charlie sexton

Hey, Phil. What’s goingHOLY SHIT, WHO’S THAT GUY?

“The internet says he’s named Charlie Sexton. I am assuming he is a gigolo or a polo player or something.”

Guy’s got quite the face.

“Right? First you look at the chin and think, ‘That’s the highlight.’ But then there’s the eyes: they peer into your soul and tell you it’s going to be all right.”

Great hair.

“Spectacular hair.”

He is losing points for the sunglasses on the chain. The whole open shirt thing is a major blow to his credibility, to be honest.

“Granted. Now look at his cheekbones.”



  1. Also: how do two men get their 4 hands into that particular configuration?

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