Hey, Phil. What’s goingHOLY SHIT, WHO’S THAT GUY?
“The internet says he’s named Charlie Sexton. I am assuming he is a gigolo or a polo player or something.”
Guy’s got quite the face.
“Right? First you look at the chin and think, ‘That’s the highlight.’ But then there’s the eyes: they peer into your soul and tell you it’s going to be all right.”
He is losing points for the sunglasses on the chain. The whole open shirt thing is a major blow to his credibility, to be honest.
“Granted. Now look at his cheekbones.”
I FORGIVE HIM.