Thoughts On The Dead

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Shake The Hand That Wore The Hat



“What the hell kind of hat is this?”

“It’s an Uncle Sam hat, sir.”

“I don’t see it.”

“That is most definitely an Uncle Sam hat.”

“Just doesn’t say ‘America’ to me.”

“The stripes? The colors?”

“Nope. Nope.”

“What if I stuck a little flag on it?”

“Perfect! Then you’ll say ‘That’s an American hat.’ Wait. You were talking about an American flag, right?”

“What other kind is there, sir?”

“Hot damn, I like that answer, Jenkins.”

“I knew you would, sir.”


  1. Mean, Green Devil Eating Machine

    April 9, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    That hat! That was auctioned off a few years ago.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    April 10, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    got some good smells i bet

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