Thoughts On The Dead

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Shiny Happy People

billy trixie dinner
“What the fuck is that!?”

“That’s the waiter, Billy.”

“And who the fuck are you?”

“Trixie, Billy. You have known me literally my entire life.”

“And who the fuck is that?”

“That’s Benjy, Bill.”

“Benjy?”

SHH-shh-shh-SHMLURF

“Ack. Ack. Ack.”

“And what the fuck did I just do?”

“You ninja-tossed your steak knife into Benjy’s neck.”

“Ack. Ack.”

FLUMPF

“What the fuck just happened?”

“Benjy died. You killed Benjy again.”

“Do they have tater tots here?

“Almost certainly not.”

“Are you my current wife?”

“Almost definitely not.”

4 Comments

  1. Hey Maggs, can you ask Mr. ToTD if he has about 6 grand he can loan me? I’m good for it, I swear…
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  2. Disaster Amnesiac

    September 3, 2015 at 7:19 pm

    Dick Punch Threat Level Optimum……preparing fist for Dick Punch…Insane Drummer Eyes Engaged…..counting down to Dick Punch in 10….9…8…

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