I have Mono. Posts will recommence when I can maintain an upright position for more than five minutes.
August 20, 2014 at 10:21 am
August 20, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Yes, get rested and better. That fucker ruined the summer before college for me.
August 20, 2014 at 2:18 pm
I have stereo. Still, I hope you feel better.
August 20, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Rough, man! I am still getting over a case of Mono/Epstine Barr that I contracted mysteriously LAST AUGUST. I’m pretty much back to normal though. Get well, and don’t worry about not being able to post — your writings are worth the wait!
July 29, 2015 at 2:45 pm
August 20, 2014 at 5:49 pm
Sorry to hear that, yer honor. Mono is a terrible thing. So are all the kissing jokes from your mom’s friends.
August 21, 2014 at 12:40 am
Wishing you a speedy recovery! This is the most entertaining shit i have ever read in the blog format. Keep up the good work and THANK YOU!
August 21, 2014 at 11:13 pm
I created an account solely to wish you well and give thanks for this most excellent blog. I look forward to your postings every day. (no pressure though)
August 22, 2014 at 2:03 pm
Fever roll up to 105. Roll on up, gonna roll back down! Get well soon. Very disappointed particularly because today (the 22nd) is Donna Jean’s birthday and felt assured of side-splitting content.
August 22, 2014 at 2:05 pm
Maybe the inmates can manage something.
(More like EAR-splitting content, amirite?)
August 22, 2014 at 2:04 pm
Also when you return from the short break, you may need to have everyone take a step back.
August 24, 2014 at 6:36 am
So no Dicks brah?
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