Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Shotgun And A Pistol


“Beard, huh? Doesn’t itch?”

“When it comes in. Not after that.”

“And long hair? Gets in your eyes, don’t it?”

“Ya brush it out of your eyes. Wear a hat. Braid it up or something.”


“That don’t smell like a Marlboro.”

“It ain’t.”

“I feel like I’m learning a lot here, Leon.”


  1. One of your small gems. Thank you for helping all of us get through this.

    Also, I used the photo to explain the concept of semi-fictionality to Mrs. NoThoughts. So I’m ready to speak about The First Church of the Iterated Christ, along with SmokingLeather.

    “Perhaps choogle is what the times demand.”

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      November 16, 2016 at 8:03 pm

      You shall be my first apostles. Now: do you know any tax collecting brothers we can apostlize? The Church needs money.

      • NoThoughtsOnDead

        November 16, 2016 at 8:45 pm

        Oh, I would’ve guessed we should apostlize tax lawyers, to get The First Church of the Iterated Christ properly incorporated. (The OS suggest “apostatize” as a spelling, but I know that’s the wrong direction.) I have to defer to your fundraising prowess, since you’ve got a semi-fictional universe that seems to have potential as a source of kind burritos, Texas dope, and third-generation concert tapes (if not actual money).

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