Thoughts On The Dead

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Side Eyes Of The World

trixie walton giants

How does side-eye get measured? It would be a metric of intensity, so something like lumens or decibels. Maybe the Richter Scale. However you chart it, the look Trixie is giving Bill Walton is pinning the needle into the red.

“This motherfucker calls my dad a shaman one more time and the Diet Coke’s going up his ass.”


  1. Bill liked Coke enema’s, just not “Diet.”

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