Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Side, Man


“Uh, yeah?”

Oh, hey. Bobby. Sorry. In my defense, you looked like a girl until ’72 or so.

“I’d argue with that, but it worked for me.”

What is this? ’67?

“Well, I don’t have my beard so it could be ’67. Or maybe 2002.”

Is Garcia alive?

“Lemme check.”


“Yeah, there he is.”

I guess it’s not 2002.

“Don’t be so quick. Twin Towers standing?”

The Twin Towers would not have been standing in either 2002 or 1967.

“Oh, no. Did the terrorists–”

The terrorists didn’t get hold of a Time Sheath.

“–get hold of…okay, good. I was worried.”

I mean, Miles Davis has one but he’s not technically a terrorist.

“And Billy.”


“Lemme, uh, ask you a question, okay?”


“You got a point to this post or are we just bantering pointlessly?”

The second thing.


Go steal Billy’s hat.


Good choice.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    October 30, 2017 at 11:10 am

    Jerry’s trapeze tail?

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