Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Sidekicking And Screaming

IMG_1988“That’s a good question, Sunburned Guy. Dead & Company was my idea. I remember watching the band in Chicago and thinking, ‘What if we kept doing this, but worse?’ And then I put together a business plan and here we are.”

“What was the business plan? Well, I wrote down ‘Mo’ Shows = Mo’ Money’ on a napkin and then I lost it. Anyway, the Dead aren’t really detail guys, so I gave ’em a little of the Razzle-Benjy.”

“How did the Razzle-Benjy go? Other than Phil blocking my phone number and Trey threatening to ban me from MagnaBall if I bothered him again? Okay, I guess. I sensed Mickey wasn’t listening.”

“Mostly the sound of a thumb-piano being screwed with, I suppose.”

“I can neither confirm nor deny any upcoming tour dates, mostly because I am not included on those phone calls or told about those meetings any longer.”

“Of course, I’ll be on the tour if it happens. I’m Billy’s personal manager. Right, Billy?”

“Your head looks like a Jiffy Pop and I’m going to murder you.



  1. you have no idea how close to right on you are with this….(or do you?)

  2. This belongs in the Louvre

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 18, 2015 at 4:32 pm

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