When a communion wafer wants to be called Caitlyn.
That sounds wrong.
No dumber an explanation than the actual one.
September 24, 2015 at 7:42 pm
I’ve never understood it either.
That being said, I did turn to my mom once when I was 5 years old and said, “Mommy, I don’t believe Jesus rose from the dead after 3 days. That’s physically impossible.” The best part was that this happened in church.
September 24, 2015 at 8:08 pm
September 24, 2015 at 10:06 pm
September 24, 2015 at 10:13 pm
That’s the best thing I ever saw!
September 24, 2015 at 10:16 pm
They did a fine job on that one
September 26, 2015 at 1:28 pm
September 25, 2015 at 6:45 am
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
September 26, 2015 at 1:30 pm
ummm. can i have a link to share that somewhere else please.
amazeballs. so down.
September 26, 2015 at 1:41 pm
it is https://i2.wp.com/i.imgur.com/EEwcTXx.gif
September 24, 2015 at 10:28 pm
transubstantiation is a sore subject in the catholic world in case you were wondering…common sense tells you that it’s ok if it’s just a ritual, even very young me was dubious that those pasty wafers actually were transformed, or even if it even mattered if they were or not.
it’s mockable I will agree
September 24, 2015 at 10:32 pm
sometimes I rlly want to buy a box of hosts and just eat them as snacks but apparently u can’t do that if you’re not a church or some shit
September 24, 2015 at 10:37 pm
I just bought them. God bless Amazon
The tricky part is not letting my mom know
September 24, 2015 at 10:38 pm
Sometimes I buy things on Amazon and send them as a gift to myself because I can.
September 24, 2015 at 10:45 pm
So I bought the communion wafers and I went into my sister’s room and said, “Don’t tell mom, but I just bought a box of 1,000 communion wafers.”
“What????? How much?” She said.
“Like $10.” I replied.
And she stared at me for a few moments before saying, “…THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!”
Oh my god, I can’t wait to go to hell.
September 24, 2015 at 10:58 pm
September 24, 2015 at 11:24 pm
Hahahaha hell yeah!
September 24, 2015 at 11:32 pm
September 24, 2015 at 11:36 pm
ELAINE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
September 25, 2015 at 2:57 pm
What’s wrong with wafers, why would your mom care, I’m seriously baffled
September 28, 2015 at 10:54 pm
They are wafers that are normally used in religious ceremonies. Turns out my mom thinks it’s hilarious, but my dad does not. We are pretty shitty Catholics.
September 25, 2015 at 12:26 am
Belief in transubstantiation is harmless.
Thinking that the Rainbow in Santa Clara is Jerry, and the Butterfly in Lockn is Jerry and all that is harmless as well.
Tooth Fairy.. Harmless.
Belief in Santa has however transubstantiated into evil.
September 25, 2015 at 2:54 pm
Lol why would your mom ever give a shit you bought comunion wafers? Is it something the kids are getting high on
September 25, 2015 at 6:41 pm
well first it’s bread and then
September 26, 2015 at 1:31 pm
the transmutation of timothy archer
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