Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Singing For Their Supper

bobby acoustic natasha
Bobby’s wife, Natasha Monster, doesn’t do karaoke much, but when she does, she makes Bobby back her up on Styx’s Mr. Roboto; she kills that shit.

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“Bobby, did you ask your wife to be a Grateful Dead?”

“Keith’s wife got to–”

“DAMMIT, BOB.”

“–be in the band. Aw.”

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Natasha might be showing less cleavage than her husband, Bobby Monster.

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That dress is a lovely color; Natasha Monster has covered it with a coat because she is cold because she is a woman. All women are always cold. The last woman who wasn’t cold was Joan of Arc.

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  1. Caption: “If I pour this wine on his head, will he stop playing ‘Lost Sailor?'”

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