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Reasons Bobby’s wife, Natasha Monster, and her sister, Lilian Monster, are better than Dorothy Gish and her sister, Lillian Gish:

  • Didn’t die decades ago.
  • Upper body strength.
  • Inoculated against more diseases.
  • Many more Instagram followers.
  • On average, married to .5 rock stars more.
  • Did not become hardened and bitter by the patriarchal studio system of early Hollywood.
  • Neither of the Gish sisters met Mickey, whereas both Natasha and Lilian Monster see Mickey on a regular basis.

8 Comments

  1. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    October 21, 2015 at 8:06 am

  2. Are they not twins? Was “older” sister Natash only older by a minute or so? That is the stuff we need to know.

  3. TOTD: any pics of Natasha Monster and Katy Perry floating around yet? Please make a mission of seeking those out and posting them. K-ThxBai~~

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