Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Sitting In The Heart Gold Band

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“Which one of you is the astronaut?”

“That was the other night, sugar. This is my band. Y’all are sittin’ in with us tonight.”

“Ah. What does the kid play?”

“He ain’t in the band, Bob.”

“We got a kid in the band now, but he’s a little older. Taller, at least. Have you met him?”

“Josh?”

“Is that his name?”

“I have met him several times now. How much of this summer you remember, hon?”

“There were fireworks on the Fourth of July.”

“You and I both know that was a guess, Bob.”

“Was it hot?”

“You’re not inspirin’ confidence, sugar.”

“Phil’s black now.”

“It’s comin’ back to you.”

“We battled Godzilla.”

“That some sort of half-memory/half-translated hallucination about Fenway Park and the Green Monster?”

“Good chance it is, yeah.”

“Then: yes, Bob. We battled Godzilla.”

“We win?”

“Even better.”

“We made friends with him?”

“It was a good summer, sugar.”

8 Comments

  1. Spencer

    There is something strange going on in Mr . Weirs potato salad region…..

    • Tor Haxson

      Where I come from we call that.. well we don’t talk about it.

      Really we don’t

    • Luther Von Baconson

      it looks like a foot corn of the crotch. or simply a crotch corn. failing that Red Kelly Pyramid Power

      • Luther Von Baconson

        red contemplates the Power of the Pyramid

  2. Robin Russell

    Bobby looks the most sane of the bunch.

    • Duncan

      Greg Anton on far right. Local drummer and attorney. Great guy.

  3. mrcompletely

    Bobby actually did battle Godzilla, and he was victorious.

    Really.

    Hampton Coliseum, 1987. Jack Straw. Giant inflatable Godzilla crashes the stage. Bobby defeats Godzilla by striking it with his guitar. All is once again right with the world.

    I repeat: Bobby defeated Godzilla.

    End transmission.

  4. Tor Haxson

    I think Creepy Ernie puts a pouch there for some purpose only Creepy Ernie would think off.

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