- She always looks juuuust a little disgusted by Deadheads, and good for her.
- Due to her superhuman lung capacity, Trixie has entertained parties for years by blowing up a hot-water bottle until it explodes.
- Taller than I thought.
- Although that guy does have a short-guy vibe to him.
- If we had a person with a known height standing a known distance from the camera in the shot, then we would have our answer.
- That’s kinda how we figure out how far away stars are, actually.
- I mean, let’s assume the guy isn’t freakishly small: let’s peg him at normal short-guy height, like 5’5″.
- That would make Trixie an easy 5’9″.
- …
- I’m sorry, I may have swooned a little.
- Someone fetch TotD a shandy and someone to loosen my corset.
- She knew Tupac and will tell you stories about him; if you get her drunk, she will tell you where Tupac is because Tupac is still alive.
- Has never murdered anyone who made a “Touch of Grey” joke about her hair, even though she wants to every single time.
- No joke: this woman’s complete and seemingly genetic lack of ability to fake a smile is beautiful.
- Trixie gets the dank.
- Probably also a deep discount.
- Eyebrows on fleek.
- Both Garcia and Mountain Girl also had eyebrows of a high fleek quotient, but they didn’t have the concept of fleek back then.
- Also, if you had told Garcia that his eyebrows were on fleek, Parish would have punched you.
- Just on general principle.
- Does Parish serve Trixie now?
- I am assuming ownership of Parish passed to Garcia’s estate.
- Trixie does a lot of public stuff, and people can suck, so I hope she got Parish.
- Or at least a Parish.
- Trixie does not have a Benjy.
Was El Compadre busy today?
Sorry….what is fleek? And why didn’t Shapiro call you? Always wondered that…..
Swaggie Maggie will explain fleek to you.
As to Shapiro: who knows, man?
Thanks Maggie for the explanation….is unibrow fleek? If So I am in! and I paged Pete….he should be texting you anytime now about mailing in your commerative ticket for a four dollar refund…and doing an ama on your blog
The man will never step in the ring: he is afeared of me.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=on+fleek
What is on fleek?
Zayn fucking Malik is on fleek.
Disclaimer: I do not actually think Zayn Malik is on fleek. Sure, he looks like a fucking god, but I don’t care for him at all.
I didn’t know what fleek was until a little while ago either, so don’t worry. I kept asking everybody, “Who is this ‘Fleek’ person? And why is everybody talking about them?”
But yeah fleek is most often used to refer to eyebrows. My eyebrows are definitely on fleek: I was blessed with really thick, well-shaped brows that I rarely ever have to get done. *flips hair*
That guy looks like young Joe Stalin
oh shit tru af I didn’t even notice that
Man. I missed out on the comma between “yeah” and “fleek”. Forgive me, father, for I have SINNED
By the way, did I tell you about the dream I had where you and Billy hauled me across the country to go to Chicago? You met Trixie and scared her off. Sorry.
NOOOOOOOO
SORRY SHE WAS RLLY BUSY TRYING TO CLEAN UP ONE OF THE BOX ROOM THINGYS IM SORRY
DID U WINGMAN ME, YO?
I actually did omfg
Here’s what went down:
You and Billy took me and a few other kids my age in a VW bus to Chicago and we started a drum band, which sucked because none of us could play drums (other than Bill, of course). We were scheduled to put on some sort of pre-show thing to get people excited about teens doing music, blah blah blah. We were practicing upstairs in this weird open room that overlooked the stadium and Trixie came walking through and I was just like “DUDE LOOK ITS FUCKIN TRIXIE GET UR SHIT TOGETHER BRO LETS DO THIS” and you went over to talk to her and it lasted for a little while and you tried to woo her just like Dewey Finn in School of Rock when he takes the kids to the Battle of the Bands concert and claims that he’s giving the kids their last chance before they die of a blood disease to play some live music
and yeah
she was like “thats so sweet thank u but I have to go get some milk” or something like that
BANGING AS IN BANGING WITH DRUMSTICKS
speechless
ur next piece will be titled: “Things I Really, Really Wish Happened: That One Time Swaggie Maggie Helped Me Woo Trixie Garcia”
srsly tho lol I’m not making this up it was by far one of the weirdest dreams I’ve had besides getting kissed by Billy
so u def talked to her and sparks certainly flew but she wasn’t really paying close attention because all she could think about was getting to the local convenience store
and I was just banging everything in sight
http://i1.wp.com/www.deadheadland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/grateful-glee11.jpg?resize=500%2C500
Maggie is this real?
one word:
what the fuck
Let’s just take a second to thank the lord for that show getting cancelled before they got to Dead Night.
Spencer, my dream was real, if that’s what you’re asking about.
If you’re asking about the Glee thing, too: very fortunately, it is not real. I would know, because my sister for some reason loved this show and she would’ve told me if they did any Dead.
To be completely honest, even though the show and its entire premise sucked, they had some witty parts here and there.
If its not real then what’s this?
https://youtu.be/ToiDKxSOm0A
Joust kidding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING
I FELL FOR THIS TOO A COUPLE WEEKS AGO OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Totd, get working on the screenplay around Maggies dream. We will shop that thing around.
http://drawisland.com/
Cameron crowed meets jacobs ladder……?
Did it work?
Let me show you how absolutely fucking lame I am.
https://laserbeamsharks.wordpress.com/2015/07/17/im-ashamed-but-its-okay/
speechless
I forgot to take my medicine today just so you know where this is all coming from
lel my greatest accomplishment all week
I didn’t think the first link would work so I uploaded the pic to my own blog. ToTD, I’m sorry. This must be super fucking weird.
Fan art. #bless
Didn’t work the first time but Maggie that’s awesome. If you print up 1000 of those on t shirts, sell Em for 25 bucks (should Ugive to to a cut?) , you will be rolling in it. I will buy 2
ToTD a cut, not toto. …
I’m serious about the t shirts, stickers too
HAHAHAHAH SPENCER ILYSM
yeah ToTD can get a percentage and even you too because you’re simply the coolest person ever
I’m contacting T-Shirts Unite as we speak
I met trixie outside the stadium on Sunday…she was nice in an exasperated “when the fuck will this #dead50 shit be over so I can get back to my life” sort of way
so there you go
That’s really cool, any idea what Trixie does for a living?
runs the estate business I imagine (website, merch, releases, sex toys)
Haha…..The toys
Jer’s right hand would kinda sell itself as a natural “shocker”