Would you walk a mile for a Camel?
“Would? I have! Rather take my bike, though.”
Did any of the other guys have a motorcycle?
“Motorcycle!? Half that bunch can barely walk! Wouldn’t trust none of ’em on no motorbike!”
Any of them even try?
“Phil did once. Fell off!”
Phil fell off the bike?
“No! He fell off the sidewalk walkin’ to the damn thing!”
“The ol’ Pig never seen the like. Man just toppled right over. Looked like an ostrich on a newly-polished floor!”
“Billy figured out to work the bike, but then he drove into a high school cafeteria.”
He did that on purpose.
“You think the Pig don’t know that!?”
Y’know, you really shouldn’t smoke.
“Why? I might die young?”
“The Pig don’t tell no lies.”
No, he doesn’t.