Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

So Much To Ask?

….

Are you pouting?

It might be described that way, but I would disagree with the wording.

Sulking?

Closer.

Brooding.

Yes, like Batman. That is what I’m doing.

The video situation?

I feel unappreciated.

Oh, God.

Tell me I’m special.

For one definition of the word “special,” yeah.

All I asked for is for hundreds of man-hours of work and millions of dollars in intellectual property to be provided to me for free and on the specific platform I desire. And for the owners of said work and investors of said dollars to let me do it, even though it would explicitly weaken their claim on the copyright.

That’s not so much.

I would also like it right the fuck now.

This world breaks butterflies like you on the wheel, doesn’t it?

It does. Sometimes I think I have the most feelings of anyone in the world.

You’re unbearable.

I got a haircut and wrote a poem about it: wanna hear it?

We need to keep things on a professional level from now on.

Right. So: waiting on the innertubes to come through. It’s always doing great things for sick children, so I–

Don’t do this.

–invite Enthusiasts to picture me a a small, pale, bald child who–

Nope, nope, nope.

STEPSTEPSTEP doorSLAMM

kaCHuck

kaCHuck

kaCHuuuuuAHHHHHHGGAHOGGAHOGGAGOGGA

vrOOOOm krSREEEEEEEEEEECHBOOMANDBANG

SPRANG! CLATTER! SPLAT! Shplunk.

Was that a motorcycle?

Yeah.

Pulled out and got hit by an 18-wheeler?

Uh-huh.

You hurt?

I am not.

So, you’re Unbreakable?

Apparently. I cannot die.

Okay.

Nor can I leave.

Being semi-fictional has its ups and downs.

Stuck here forever?

Forever enough, I suppose.

Might be called Hell.

Perspective.

Didn’t this start out as a place to make fun of Billy?

Evolved a little.

Yeah.

You having a bit of a crisis, or can I finish haranguing the readers for their paltry tribute?

Please don’t phrase it that way.

Oh, I won’t.

26 Comments

    • thoughtsonthedead

      For legal reasons, I cannot confirm whether or not that worked and am now watching the show.

      • maggiemay

        Sorry for my profanity ToTD

      • maggiemay

        Please do not be hesitant to tell me to tone it down if you ever deem it proper. I definitely broadcast my not-so-nice side on here, and should you ever find that I take it too far, let me know and I’ll remember to be mindful next time.

    • maggiemay

      spencer im logging off the internet forever bc of u

    • maggiemay

      ALSO
      I just went out to eat at the restaurant my brother works at and my mom ran into some of her Canadian friends. They were hosting their friends who were visiting from Canada and I immediately said to myself, “SPENCER IS HERE AND HASN’T TOLD ME???? IS IT POSSIBLE I’VE BEEN SITTING NEAR SPENCER FOR 20 MINUTES AND NOT BEEN AWARE OF IT?????????” but

      it wasnt u

      • spencer

        What the hell does this picture and word mean?

      • maggiemay

        IM FUCKING SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS I LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW

      • maggiemay

        YOU HAVE DISCOVERED SENPAI… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senpai_and_kōhai

        ToTD is my SENPAI and I’m his kōhai

      • spencer

        No totd used the word in a post, found this pic searching mustache images…………..what has become of me

      • maggiemay

        ToTD uses lots of internet lingo in his posts, and it always works. To say “notice me senpai” is to have the desire for someone you look up to to give you attention in a positive way… sort of. Depends really on who you ask.

      • maggiemay

        Spencer, by the way: senpai is a real Japanese thing that has become popularized by manga and anime. A lot of other “anime” looking things on the internet are rooted in Asian culture. There is a huge following of Asian culture on the internet and that is why “senpai” has become so popular.

      • maggiemay

        Wut does slappy mean

      • maggiemay

        Is that an Indian television show

  1. maggiemay

    Also
    ToTD
    U were at the frickin show

    I DIDNT GET TO GO BC YOU FORGOT TO COME PICK ME UP
    STOP BROODING U SCRUB

  2. mrcompletely

    Saw “choogle” in a non Dead related article today, forget where

    It’s over sorry mang

  3. mrcompletely

    test

  4. mrcompletely

    [img]https://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shia-labeouf-magic-gif.gif[/img]

  5. mrcompletely

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