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Soccer: Solved

Arresting all those soccer officials is a good start. Next, we imprison all the players and shoot all the fans.


  1. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    May 27, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    just put them in a life long Soccer Camp somewheres out in the hell & gone. maybe get a brief Yearly Report so we know what they’re up to…..”today worked on Headers, after which we wore our Scarves, sang songs and ate jam butties and orange wedges”

  2. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    May 27, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    Isadora Duncanation

  3. Robin Russell

    May 27, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    At a minimum that should be forced to stop calling their game “Football” and use “Soccer” instead.

  4. …then we go after lacrosse.

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