Arresting all those soccer officials is a good start. Next, we imprison all the players and shoot all the fans.
May 27, 2015 at 12:51 pm
just put them in a life long Soccer Camp somewheres out in the hell & gone. maybe get a brief Yearly Report so we know what they’re up to…..”today worked on Headers, after which we wore our Scarves, sang songs and ate jam butties and orange wedges”
May 27, 2015 at 12:52 pm
I don’t need the report: I’ll just assume everything went well or that everyone died. Either way is fine.
They do love scarves, don’t they?
May 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm
yeah they do. one of these days some soccer bro is gonna Sarah Bernhardt themselves.
May 27, 2015 at 1:01 pm
May 27, 2015 at 1:49 pm
that my fine Sir, is damn funny
May 27, 2015 at 7:20 pm
At a minimum that should be forced to stop calling their game “Football” and use “Soccer” instead.
May 28, 2015 at 8:50 am
…then we go after lacrosse.
May 28, 2015 at 8:57 am
I dunno, man. Lacrosse did give us Sterling Mallory Archer. Can’t be all bad.
May 28, 2015 at 9:55 am
Im sure David Lemieux would agree, Lacrosse being Canada’s official summer sport.
May 28, 2015 at 10:49 am
field lacrosse….i concur. box lacrosse, the jury is split
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