Hey, guys. Any way I can ask how you’re doing without bringing my mom into it?
“Sure, man. we’ll leave your mom out.”
“Like we left her outside the free clinic.”
“Where she needed to go because of all the sexually transmitted diseases we gave her.”
“Transmitted them to her, sexually.”
“That’s just a scientific way of saying ‘with our penises.'”
I’m going to stop talking to you guys.
“We’re going to keep having sex with your mom, though.”
“Using our penises.”