predator rando

You look like an Irish Predator.

“Thank you.”

Some people wouldn’t have taken that as a compliment, and I salute you for doing so.

“I make a conscious choice to interpret all statements as compliments.”

Isn’t that a bit dangerous?

“Oh, that’s sweet. Thanks.”

If you were an ancient supercontinent, which one would you be?

“Gondwona, first choice. Rodinia, second choice.”

You’ve thought about this.

“My mother was a supercontinent.”

Sure. How much direct sunlight can you stand?

“Virtually none.”

Me neither. Let’s go to Makeout Peak. We can make out, and I can peek.

“That would be so great, but I’m in grieving. My boyfriend just died.”

Oh, that’s horrible. My condolences.

“You can give them to him. He’s right there.”

Huh?

ghost rando

“THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I’VE CAUGHT YOU SNAKING MY LADY!”

Captain Fuck?

“I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PASSED OUT ON A HIGHWAY!”

This is just fucking dumb.