Thoughts On The Dead

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Soups I Do Not Fear

  • Pre-cooked soup.
  • Post-cooked soup that has been sitting on the counter at room temperature for many, many hours.
  • Aloe vera soup.
  • Gazpacho.
  • Vicchisoisee.
  • Vichyswahz.
  • Vickilawrence.
  • Vicissitudesumppump.
  • Fuck it, you know what I mean: the cold French bullshit.
  • Soupy Sales.
  • Soup that is more than a mile from me.
  • New York newscasting legend Soup Simmons.
  • Summertime borscht. (An aside: “Summertime Borscht” is a great name for a secondary character in my new crime novel.)


  1. Noodle soup chicken!

    (But, damn, I would be too with a gaping burn hole like that! Get better!)

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    August 8, 2016 at 3:56 am


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