Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To



“Hey, buddy. Confused about the old people?”


Why is that thing next to your head floating?

“Oh, this? It’s pretty, isn’t it?”

Irrelevant. Why is it floating?

“Well, I’m semi-fictional, right? So, why not–”


“–have telekinetic powers, y’know?”

Can I get you to not do that?

“Oh, no. You lost control of this universe a long time ago.”

I did, didn’t I?

“Sorry, pal.”


  1. Look at the pride that these three ladies in the front have….having just indoctrinated bobby with a lil ride in his drinkie….

  2. What is the possible explanation for this picture?

  3. Morning Douche

    June 17, 2015 at 3:53 am

    really, Is Bobert dosing a gaggle of octaganerians any worse than Mickey dosing his horse?

  4. did mickey really dose his …….of course he did

  5. Okay, I have to ask: do you have children or something? How do you know what #squadgoals is. I’m fascinated

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