Garcia’s about to pop that blond fucker for stealing his look.
And: This photo comes via the Brokedown Podcast, which you should check out.
Plus: I’ve changed my mind about Purple Dress’ age nine times now. Look at her: she could be anywhere from a really-mature 13 to 43 with good genes.
Double-Plus: Behind Garcia on the other side. Blue shirt and sunglasses. All right, all right, all right.
With: Garcia is not smoking, and for the only reason Garcia was ever not smoking: he was about to smoke. There were only two options.