“Hello. Yes, okay. The thing you said. Hello.”
Where are you? It looks like The Sound of Music.
Right. Can you be more specific?
Okay. Listen, I’ve always wondered: do dogs understand music?
“I understand it isn’t threat.”
“Beyond that, not really. Wait: does vacuum cleaner make music?”
“Okay, good. Because that is threat.”
It’s honestly not.
“Better to be safe. I will bark at vacuum.”
Probably a good idea. But, hey: if the vacuum is such a menace, why don’t you attack it first? You know, when it’s asleep?
“Dogs not tactical thinkers.”
“Great military strategists generally not dogs.”
No, you’re right. Rommel was a person.
“People are the best. Rommel must have been great.”
“That is Mt. Tamalpais in background.”
“Nothing. I am dog.”