“You look Jewish.”
“Oh, are you insulted by that? Do you think that looking Jewish is a bad thing? Because you do look rather Jewish.”
Please don’t be a dick, Lou Reed Dress.
“Do you have any Obetrol?”
I don’t think they make that any more.
“You look at me when I talk to you or I’ll punch you in your heeb nose.”
You are truly living up to your reputation, Lou Reed Dress.
“Did Iggy Pop Dress say anything about me?”
You’re the worst.