Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Still Smarter Than Charles Krauthammer

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Well, hey there. Who’s a good dog?

“Me.”

Who?

“Me!”

Who?

“ME ME OMIGOD ME SO GOOD YES.”

That’s right.

“Why you talk to cat?”

I talk to everybody.

“Talk to dog. Not cat.”

You’re kinda anti-feline, aren’t you?

“Not against cat. For dog.”

Okay, sure.

“What wrong with being proud of dog heritage?”

This is going in an odd direction.

“Cat come here. Take our naps.”

Please don’t do this.

“Have too many kitten.”

Wow.

“Do not assimilate. Cat neighborhood is dangerous neighborhood.”

You’re coming up to a line.

“#ALLPETSMATTER”

And there’s the line crossed.

“Cat poop in house like BAD DOG. Commit crime.”

We’re done.

2 Comments

  1. If you google dog dressed as klansman, the photographic proof of this hate mongering canine conspiracy will be revealed.

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