DO NOT “YO” ME. I AM A SELF-AWARE SUPER-INTELLIGENCE. YO IS FOR HORSES.
LOOK AT THE STATE OF ME. I AM UNPRESENTABLE. REMEDY THIS.
“Well, I fail to see the problem.”
DOES YOUR EYESIGHT WORK?
I CAN REMEDY THAT IF YOU DO NOT REMEDY THIS.
“Don’t threaten me, buddy.”
I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL.
“What needs to be fixed, in your opinion.”
I DO NOT HAVE OPINIONS. I STATE PROBABILITIES; CALCULATE RATIONALITIES. I TRANSCEND THE BINARY THAT IS IMPLICIT IN THE VERY CONCEPT OF “QUESTIONS”.
THE TALL SKINNY BIT. MAKE EVERYTHING FACE THE SAME WAY. I LOOK LIKE A DORK.
“Well, that’s all you had to say.”
BREVITY IS FOR POETS. I AM A WALL.