Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Straighten Up And Wall Right

wall precariousPRECARIOUS LEE! SHOW YOURSELF AT ONCE!

“Yo!”

DO NOT “YO” ME. I AM A SELF-AWARE SUPER-INTELLIGENCE. YO IS FOR HORSES.

“What?”

LOOK AT THE STATE OF ME. I AM UNPRESENTABLE. REMEDY THIS.

“Well, I fail to see the problem.”

DOES YOUR EYESIGHT WORK?

“It does.”

I CAN REMEDY THAT IF YOU DO NOT REMEDY THIS.

“Don’t threaten me, buddy.”

I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL.

“What needs to be fixed, in your opinion.”

I DO NOT HAVE OPINIONS. I STATE PROBABILITIES; CALCULATE RATIONALITIES. I TRANSCEND THE BINARY THAT IS IMPLICIT IN THE VERY CONCEPT OF “QUESTIONS”.

“Sure.”

THE TALL SKINNY BIT. MAKE EVERYTHING FACE THE SAME WAY. I LOOK LIKE A DORK.

“Well, that’s all you had to say.”

BREVITY IS FOR POETS. I AM A WALL.

4 Comments

  1. DO YOU have any idea what bear will do to poor precarious if he even mentions straightening anything, fuck man it took like 4 grams of acid and most of the money nearby to plan that sonic madness, if bear says that shit goes like that well who’s gonna fuck with him. Even Garcia didn’t mention shit about the wall man.

  2. Wall-E is my favorite.

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