Thoughts On The Dead

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Strangers Stopping Strangers, Just To Sell Them Bullshit


Okay, someone answer me a question; it’s a simple one.

Guy’s asking $13 grand for these. Each is one ounce* of .999 gold, which is trading at $1,217 as I write this. Couldn’t you just buy two ounces of gold and get a guy to engrave them? How much can engraving be? Thousand, tops. You got two gold coins with Dead bullshit on them for just over three grand.

Here’s the back:


There you go. The real ones come with a Certificate of Authenticity, but if you throw me a couple hundred bucks, I’ll write one up for you.

You’re welcome.

Also: by saving all that money, you’ll have the $8,000** to buy these:

vince ear plug

Those are ear monitors. Guess whose they are. Guess. I dare you to guess.

*Not a real ounce, a troy ounce, which is less. If you bought an ounce of pot and got a troy ounce, you would be pissed. You would feel downright cheated if you received an avoirdupois ounce.

**Plus $2.45 shipping. HE’S ASKING FOR EIGHT GRAND AND WON’T EAT THE SHIPPING. This is officially my new favorite thing on the innertubes.


  1. 2.45 shippin (ear wax included ) < sold

  2. Robin Russell

    May 27, 2016 at 3:04 am

    How much for this?

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