Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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MangoGirlPastiesFareTheeWellDidn’t I post you already?

“As if? You post me? Shah. If you did, it’s because you like my nose?”

I do like your nose.

“And my boob?”

Well, both of them.

“You didn’t let me finish?”


“And my other boob?”

There you are.

“So, you’re a pervtard? And your name’s Peter? Because when people see you, they’re like, “Oh: tool?”

I don’t understand the attacks.

“You are zero? I am keeping it one hundred?”

One hundred what?

“You are totes not my goats?”

Is this still English?

“Do you think I’m pretty?”

Well, yeah, obviously.

“Why are you a rapist?”

I’m going to talk to Billy or someone else who’s not crazy.

“Follow me on Instagram?”



  1. Over/under on her recognizing one of those fliers she’s holding is upside down?

  2. Poor girl must have been so cold

  3. “$20 says you can’t touch your elbows behind your back” – Donald Trump

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