One night in Long Island, Garcia’s shadow kept getting away from him. First, Garcia rubbed his shadow’s foot with soap and tried to stick it back on, but that didn’t work. Parish yelled at it, but nothing.
Finally, Mrs. Donna Jean sewed the shadow back on. She thought it was some sexist bullshit and made her feelings known by stabbing Garcia a bunch of times, but in the end she did a good job because Mrs. Donna Jean’s a professional.