Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Stuck In The Middle

FROM THE RIGHT:

“He’s our president now.”
Go fuck yourself.

“Why don’t you give him a chance?”
Go fuck yourself.

“He’s doing what he promised.”
Go fuck yourself.

“Oh, everyone who doesn’t agree with you is a racist, huh?”
Go fuck yourself.

“I suppose you want to go to war with Russia?”
Go fuck yourself.

“Jobs.”
Go fuck yourself.

“Barron.”
Go fuck yourself.

“I thought liberals were supposed to be tolerant.”
Go fuck yourself, fucko.

 

FROM THE LEFT:

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will–”
Shut up and go fuck yourself.

“The DNC rigged the–”
I thought I told you to fuck yourself.

“Louise Mensch tweeted–”
Go fucketh thyself.

“Bernie–”
Go fuck yourself, and fuck Socialist Grandpa, too.

“But what are the real reasons that people support–”
They’re mean or they’re stupid; go fuck yourself.

“Jill Stein–”
BANG!

2 Comments

  1. SmokingLeather

    June 1, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I didn’t look at anything political on social media for 8 hours yesterday and not only was I not depressed yesterday, I haven’t been depressed today either.

    But let me add:
    From the fringe:
    “Let me tell you what’s really–”
    and also fuck you.

    • Smoking Leather is right, the constant news is best avoided, perhaps read a credible news sight or printed paper once a week. This late night news catchup is depressing.

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