- Fine doobage.
- Bottle of fine wine.
- Case of shitty wine.
- Exotic pet. (Tapir, lemur, tiger, Bieber.)
- Erotic pet. (Sexy duck, donkey wearing a lace bra.)
- Esoteric pet. (A golden retriever that, like, fourteen people on the planet really get, man.)
- Dead shirt.
- Dead jersey.
- Dead button-up.
- Dead serape.
- Dead barrel-with-suspenders.
- Let’s just say that any piece of clothing with a Stealie sewn haphazardly onto it will be warmly received.
- A full, tailored set of Navy Whites to put on when Bobby plays Lost Sailor.
- (Actually: Mickey could totally pull this one off Halloween at MSG; he would have plausible deniability. “What do you mean, Bob? It’s just a costume, man. Don’t be paranoid.”)
- (Obviously, Billy would be giggling directly behind him, which would hurt his argument, but Mickey would stick with his story.)
- Artisanal crotch powder for trainhorn-related chafing.
- Tympanis?
- Tympani?
- However you pluralize them, if you got Mickey the drums that let you know Elvis was coming on, then Mickey would be happy.
- Mickey has begun to collect traditional German drums, so he would like a BætenThümpen, a ShmäckenLouder, or a BangenBöömen.
- Drum made from human skin, as long as the skin was harvested in an ethical manner: like, you gave the hobo a head start before hunting him for the purposes of obtaining a hide.
- Five minute head start is ethical, right?
- Mickey enjoys starting drum lines and drum circles wherever he goes, so if you an Abandoned God who exists in multiple trimensions simultaneously, you could let Mickey participate in a drum hypersphere, or a drum Penrose triangle.
- Bongos that are also a bong.
- A bong that is also bongos.
- Replacement horse.
- Mickey is still giving horses LSD and it’s like Equus with more nudity out at his place lately.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/cd/78/b5cd782932d41788513ca90e1f6f36be.jpg
http://onlineathens.com/images/050200/donkey.jpg
https://youtu.be/ikNkQiw1-Uc
Spencer g o d b l e s s
What would we do without you
It’s “tympani,” but I thought you were trying to say “tampons.”
HI-O SILVER
http://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/john-mayer-katy-perry-who-you-love-3.gif
A Plethora of Platitudes.
I believe Walton majored in Artisanal crotch powder while at UCLA.
Wish I hadn’t been such a Johnny Work Latey for that stream- would’ve enjoyed reading some TotP&F set…
Anyway, in anticipation of tomorrow’s Santana sit-in, here are a couple all-time Santana sit-ins: (2nd night esp- scorcher!)
https://archive.org/details/gd87-08-22.sbd.barbella.4795.sbeok.shnf
https://archive.org/details/gd87-08-23.sbd.gardner.4233.sbeok.shnf
‘Night kids. Happy bday Mickey; You’re all hart!
Maybe Billy will give him his kick drum and cymbals back?
http://www.relix.com/news/detail/keith_richards_the_grateful_dead_is_where_everybody_got_it_wrong
Conditions are ripe tonite, so heres hoping Phil doesnt turn into a fossilized poop nugget at midnite, and Carlos fretwanks a Dark Star so righteous that it leaves everyone bloody and weak.
The Navy whites makes me think a 50th Anniversary “Lost Sailor-The Musical” is in order.