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This picture captures Billy and Mickey at their Billy and Mickiest. A partial checklist:

  • Sweatbands (patriotic, Mickey.)
  • Shirt (Dead, Mickey.)
  • Shirt (Hawaiian, awful, Billy.)
  • Mustache (Proper Billy has a mustache. This is not an arguable assertion: it is fact.)
  • Goiter (?)
  • Checkup (Seriously, Billy: go see a doctor. What’s with your neck, brother?)
  • Expression (Crazy as fuck, Billy; precisely as crazy as fuck, Mickey.)
  • Action (I can’t be the only one who noticed right off the bat that this was Mickey is blocking an attempted dickpunching with his Fancy Beaver style Kung Fu?)