Thoughts On The Dead

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Swastikas Worse Than A Poop Swastika

  • A blood swastika is a worse swastika than a poop swastika, but it is a much better name for a band.
  • Swastika made up of tiny swastikas.
  • One of those seeing-eye trick photo swastikas, because I can’t see the hidden image and it angers me.
  • Marching band in the formation of a swastika would be much worse than a poop swastika because of all the people involved and the time needed: someone should have spoken up; the symbol of hate made out of doody was a spur of the moment thing, I figure.
  • If you used bottles of red wine costing five figures to draw a swastika, that would also be worse because of the wasteful nature, but it also might be art.
  • If you paint a swastika on the bathroom wall of a Midwestern state school with the tears Christ wept while He died on the cross for you, then that would be bad. You would go to Hell for that. I don’t believe in Hell, but I believe you would go to Hell for that, and I support the decision.
  • I don’t know where you’d get the tears of Christ: the Dark Net, maybe.
  • Puppies. (Please do not make swastikas out of puppies.)
  • Kitties. (Ditto.)
  • Zombie swastika. (I don’t know what this means.)

1 Comment

  1. Now a swastika of cats makes sense to me. Jerry woulda loved it. Jerry liked cats and as you know he was a noted anti-Semite.

    [David Ganz bursts into room]]

    DONT EVER TALK ABOUT WHAT JERRY WOULDA COULDA SHOULDA THOUGHT SAID OR DONE YOU WEREN’T THERE COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER /

    Naw cool down man it was a joke, Jerry being of Jewish descent and all…irony and shit. Comedic effect.

    …..

    FUCK THESE RON PAUL PEOPLE.

    (Ask Ganz, he’ll get it.)

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