“Whatchoo say, Bobert Weir!? Repeat that statement!”
“The coyote was gonna fuck the roadrunner.”
“Lesh, you hearin’ this!?”
“I’ve tried to explain it to him, Pig. Leave me out of it.”
“Dammit, Weir, the coyote is whatchoo call a carnivore! And a roadrunner is what a coyote might call lunch!”
“Be that as it may, I always saw a subtext.”
“Ain’t no subtext in a kiddy cartoon!”
“Wile E. is a boy, right?”
“I suppose.”
“And Roadrunner is a girl.”
“Roadrunner is a roadrunner! Where you gettin’ a female vibe?”
“The eyes. The legs. The adaptiveness.”
“You boys on that lightning juice tonight?”
“No, nuh-uh.”
“Be honest.”
“Cross my heart, Pig. I just, you know, think the coyote wanted to fuck the roadrunner. The eating was symbolic.”
“You’re thinkin’ of Pepe le Pew!”
“Him, too. All of ’em. Foghorn and the Bantamweight, Sheepdog and the Wolf, Bugs and Everybody. At the heart of each is a seduction story.”
“Stop talkin’ foolishness, Weir.”
“He’s right, Pig! All those cartoons were about fucking, man!”
“Garcia, you stay outta this!”
“When, uh, the coyote falls off the cliff? That’s an orgasm.”
“No, it ain’t!”
“That’s what ‘That’s all, folks’ really means, which actually has a double meaning. The first is: I just came. The second? Remove the comma and you have ‘That’s all folks.’ What’s made of folks? Semen. The double-meaning doubles back on itself. Chuck Jones was really playing the long game.”
“Weir, don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m gonna go find me a fox.”
“Ooh, good idea. Grab me one.”
“The ol’ Pig’ll see what he c’n do.”
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