Okay, E.H.?
The Dead was a good band, fine and manly. They first met as volunteer firemen in the Boer War. That was a fine war: manly as all wars were, except the French-Indian War, which was some totally homo shit.
Okay, we’re fine with stretching the truth, but that’s just wrong.
But I look like your guitar player.
Thank you. Next: E.D.?
When Etna purrs
I tremble
Have not left my room
since I discovered the Archive
So, it’s just poetry and frilly blouses and your meals being brought to you, right?
Essentially.
Thank you, sweetie. Next: R.H.
The Dead were like my testicles: hairy and they knew how to swing, man. Check out this MONSTERLICKER–
You sound familiar.
–of a show from 2/15/70 in Philly, that I haven’t actually listened to yet, just pretty much picked at random and will bother you with P.S.’s about in the coming hours.
Ah, fuck it: it’s you. I thought Billy…?
Oh, hells yeah, he worked my sack: I’ll never play the harmonica again, but as it turns out, you can’t truly fire me.
Why not.
We are the same person. It’s just…it’s just that the fonts change, buddy.
…
Buddy?
Why won’t you play along?
Oh, I’m sorry, man.
You always–
–You’re right–
—you do this–
I know.
And it’s why we can’t have fun, y’know?
So, let’s have fun!
I want to go skiing.
We’re gonna go skiing.
YOU KNOW I HATE SKIING!
OKAY, EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL.
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