BIG NEWS! David Lemiuexsicaltheatre has gotten a haircut!

That’s not the big news.

Yeah? Tell that to Big-Dicked Sheila.

Please keep the actual world and your silly skitches separate.

No.

Fine. Then at least tell the nice people the actual news.

July ’78 Box Set. Three uncirculated shows from Kansas City, St. Paul, and Omaha; plus the two Red Rock shows.

Wait. Those are the part of the long-lost Betty Board cache.

Yup. Spider-Man’s back at Marvel, Bettys are back in the Vault, God’s in His Heaven, and all’s right with the world.

All?

Oh, no: not all. But those two things are cool.

Sure.