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Lots of people write about the Dead, and some do wonderful work, but  how dank are their memes? Does Blair Jackson even know what a meme is? Can David Browne properly judge the dankness of said meme? David Gans is a lovely man and friend of the blog, but I’ll just come right out and say it: his memes are not dank.

Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?

Nope.

Just stealing credit for things sixteen-year-old Enthusiasts created and flinging weird insults at people who have been nothing but lovely.

Blair Jackson has not yet paid me tribute.

I want a divorce.

Ooh, no: we’re Catholic.

Since fucking when?

Since you asked for a divorce.

I wish you would fall down every stair in the world.

Get in line.