Everybody wants to fuck fish. But which fish to fuck? You don’t wanna show up a party with a dog of a fish on your arm. People will laugh! So to aid you, the fishfucker, TotD now presents Fish Ranked By Fuckability:
WHALE SHARK Them gals is thicc, and their loving is sweet and warm. Not a great beej, though, due to their mouths being eight feet across. Otherwise: this is a fish you want to fuck.
PIRANHA You’d think not, but there’s a trick: Gotta pull their teeth. Then you stick your booboo in the water and let ’em gum you to completion. Piranha are into group scenes.
FUGU If you don’t fuck a fugu fish right, it’ll kill you. Fugu are kinda like Italian chicks in that regard.
SLIMEFISH Don’t have to buy lube! That’s money in your pocket, and your dick in a fish.
HAMMERHEAD SHARK Just put a bag on their head and do your business.
That’s enough. I should’ve stopped this at the title.
I’m providing a public service.
You’re showing your ass, muchacho.
My brain feels like it has its tongue on a 9-volt battery.
That’s called insanity.
It tingles!
Okee-dokee, buddy.
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