“Only Korean Jenkins!”

“Yes, sir?”

“Where Guam? No can find Guam.”

“That’s a road map of Arizona, sir.”

“Have Arizona starved to death.”

“Yes, sir. Here’s the map you want.”

MAP UNFOLDING NOISE

“Is nice map. Father invent maps.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Guam here?”

“You’re pointing at the map’s index, sir.”

“Here?”

“You’re pointing at your crotch, sir.”

…

“Here?”

“Still your crotch, sir. This is Guam’s location, sir.”

“Middle of nowhere.”

“Yes, sir.”

“I nuke, I do favor.”

“Possibly, sir.”

“Gonna nuke so hard. What did Fatty say?”

“Something about fire and fury, sir.”

“He still on vacation?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Heh. I ruin Fatty’s vacation. Only Korea wins again.”

“Yes, sir.”

“He tweet?”

“Yes, sir. The thing about the fire and fury was a tweet.”

“Holy shit. Is just not appropriate.”

“No argument from me, sir.”

“Jenkins?”

“Yes, sir?”

“Only Korea will clap back.”

“Are you sure, sir?”

“Take picture of my butthole.”

“And put it on Twitter, sir?”

“Twitter for nerds and teenagers. Put butthole on the Gram.”

“Yes, sir. Any caption?”

“Poop emoji, Only Korean flag emoji, middle finger emoji.”

“I’ll get right on it, sir.”