- Wear pants.
- Have hair.
- Rock.
- Answer baseball trivia.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
How cool is Joan Jett? She’s “cover Cole Porter with Paul Westerberg” cool.
You were never, not even in the tightest-bellied height of your youth, as cool as Joan Jett. You are not currently as cool as Joan Jett. There is no time in the future when you shall be as cool as Joan Jett.
Nor will your posture be as sterling.
No one ever wore leather pants better than Joan Jett.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kohs_nlQzpM
Don’t put another dime in the jukebox.
Or put another dime in the jukebox.
(I’m going with Joan on this one, even though she might have been telling a small lie about liking the boy at the record machine.)
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