“Simmer down, Mick.”

“No! I’m gonna fuck this cheesy Danish up!”

“Nice one.”

OR

Billy has completed his transformation into Richard Harris as Marcus Aurelius.

OR

“Shit, Larry, I’m impressed.”

“Lars.”

“It takes two of us to fuck up the time as well as you do all by yourself.”

OR

“Pull my finger.”

“I’m not pulling your fing–”

“I’ll do it, Mick!”

PFFFFFFT

“Windy one.”

“I had Bok Choy for dinner.”

OR

“You owe me money, fucker.”

“I’ve never borrowed money from you, Mickey.”

“I know. I didn’t say that. I bought Lulu. You owe me money.”

OR

“Hey, remember that movie you guys made where the only guy who wasn’t a complete asshole wasn’t in the band anymore?”