I’m guessing just a song, though: like, the babies didn’t pop out of her while she was dancing in her high heels.
If two children slid out of Beyoncé, then that would have its own hashtag.
(By the way: this is how much health education TotD received in his New Jersey public school. I genuinely believe that jiggling around too much during pregnancy might cause the baby to just PLOMP drop out of you.)
Ryan Seacrest and Bruno Mars are both there; if you stacked them on top of each another, then you would have one human-sized man.
Is Ezekial a rapper or are the people on Twitter talking about the Bible?
I do not know, and I will not check.
Alicia Keys is at an award ceremony!?
Well, pluck my chickens!
Enthusiasts, I just hit refresh and it appears as if James Corden is hosting and now I am sure that I have made the correct decision to not watch this program.
I love it when he sings.
When I was growing up, talk show hosts told jokes and said smart things; I despised that, and wished they would aimlessly drive around Los Angeles singing.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Okay, I’m fine now.
Fuck it, I have to break my rule for this one:
Look, it’s Lil Yachty!
A LITTLE YACHT IS A BOAT, LIL YACHTY!
You’re obsessed with this.
The English language is a gift we were given by our ancestors who stole it from everyone else.
Leave Lil Yachty alone. He’s wearing a very nice suit.
I do truly enjoy his suit.
Can’t go wrong with a classic shawl collar.
Oh, good: David Bowie won a Grammy.
Way to spot talent, Grammy Awards.
The obligatory list of non-winners: Zeppelin, Run-DMC, Jimi Hendrix, MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, Talking Heads, Lil Yachty.
Okay, I cheated again and apparently Lady Gaga is singing with Metallica, and there are extras dressed like metal kids “moshing” behind them.