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Members Of Lil Yachty’s Posse

  • Big Poppa Tugggboat.
  • Ghostface Sailor.
  • Sloop John B.
  • Pacific Trash Vortex.
  • Jimmy Buffett The Rapper.
  • Dinghy.

Stop this.

I was done.

Oh.

Grammy Recap With Only Twitter’s Trending Topics As Research

  • BeyoncĂ© has done something, perhaps slayed.
  • I’m guessing just a song, though: like, the babies didn’t pop out of her while she was dancing in her high heels.
  • If two children slid out of BeyoncĂ©, then that would have its own hashtag.
  • (By the way: this is how much health education TotD received in his New Jersey public school. I genuinely believe that jiggling around too much during pregnancy might cause the baby to just PLOMP drop out of you.)
  • Ryan Seacrest and Bruno Mars are both there; if you stacked them on top of each another, then you would have one human-sized man.
  • Is Ezekial a rapper or are the people on Twitter talking about the Bible?
  • I do not know, and I will not check.
  • What!?
  • Alicia Keys is at an award ceremony!?
  • Well, pluck my chickens!
  • Enthusiasts, I just hit refresh and it appears as if James Corden is hosting and now I am sure that I have made the correct decision to not watch this program.
  • I love it when he sings.
  • When I was growing up, talk show hosts told jokes and said smart things; I despised that, and wished they would aimlessly drive around Los Angeles singing.
  • KATYDOODLE!
  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
  • KAAAAAAAAAATYDOOOOOOOODLE!
  • Okay, I’m fine now.
  • Fuck it, I have to break my rule for this one:
  • Look, it’s Lil Yachty!
  • A LITTLE YACHT IS A BOAT, LIL YACHTY!
  • You’re obsessed with this.
  • The English language is a gift we were given by our ancestors who stole it from everyone else.
  • Leave Lil Yachty alone. He’s wearing a very nice suit.
  • I do truly enjoy his suit.
  • Can’t go wrong with a classic shawl collar.
  • Shh.
  • Oh, good: David Bowie won a Grammy.
  • His first.
  • Way to spot talent, Grammy Awards.
  • The obligatory list of non-winners: Zeppelin, Run-DMC, Jimi Hendrix, MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, Talking Heads, Lil Yachty.
  • Okay, I cheated again and apparently Lady Gaga is singing with Metallica, and there are extras dressed like metal kids “moshing” behind them.
  • This is why Trump won.
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