• Those stupid little hobbles.
  • Fucking wizards or some bullshit like that.
  • Bunch of white assholes walking someplace.
  • Mountains with dumb names.
  • Woody Harrelson for some reason.
  • Some little idiot runs his idiot mouth about second fucking breakfast and all the nerds go YAAAY.
  • Halfway through the series, the Washington Post runs a story about how Treebeard the Ent has been masturbating in front of shrubs.
  • Magic fucking sword.
  • Mystic fucking jewelry.
  • Silly names as far as the eye can see.
  • Ooh, a prophecy.