Timothy Dalton was a tiny little gorilla man with a plumber’s jaw; Pierce Brosnan was saddled with shitty scripts, CG, and directors; Daniel Craig is a mopey little fuck who spends too much time in the gym; Sean Connery was my father’s James Bond.

Gimme Roger Moore and his bemused smirk: we knew those movies were dumb, and so did he. It was like we were in it together.

Baby, you were the best.