Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
Fun fact: the Russian rock show that Bill Graham was telling stories about yesterday? It really happened. Look:
Steve Wozniak really did pay for it, too, at least the first half-a-million. (The subsequent cash infusions were just Bill Graham embellishing the story.)
Funner fact: If the Woz wants a shoulder-pocket, then the Woz gets a fucking shoulder-pocket.
I see you back there.
“Shit.”
I got eyes everywhere, Oteil.
“Listen, just keep this under your hat.”
Not wearing one.
“And stop being so literal.”
Hate to hear what Billy will have to say.
“Please don’t turn this into a thing.”
Quisling.
“Don’t call me a quisling.”
Mickey’s not gonna like it, either.
“Billy’s more important.”
In every way.
“Don’t tell Billy.”
I dunno, Oteil. Let’s ask Steve Wozniak.
“What?”
Hey, Woz.
“Yo.”
Shoreline?
“Shoreline. Not as fun as the US Festival.”
Sure, but your ticket didn’t cost $12 million this time.
“True. What’s up?”
Should I snitch on Oteil?
“Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches.”
You’re a fucking truth-teller, Woz.
“I know.”
You have a good show.
“Back atcha.”
…
Oteil, you’re off the hook. You should thank Woz.
“I completely do not understand how this universe works.”
Don’t ask Bobby. You’ll be even more confused.
“Yeah, sure.”
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